ALBERTA JONES - DESIGNER
My Favourite Thing About The HandleBards:
The fact that now I have the quads of a Greek goddess!
If Shakespeare Was Alive Today:
I would say something along the lines of: “Oi Will, whadya reckon… you and me? Come woo me, woo me for I am in a holiday humour and like enough to consent!”
The Biggest Adventure I've Ever Had:
Buying ALLL the Lycra to accommodate my massive HandleBard quads!