On quoting Shakespeare this Shakespeare Week.

Hamlet with Skull
How much Shakespeare do you think you speak every day? None? Some? maybe you speak in perfect blank verse…?

Whatever your estimate, we Handlebards reckon you’re speaking a lot of Will’s words without even knowing it. And as it’s Shakespeare Week in the UK, here’s Bernard Levin’s brilliant guide to those words and phrases that are such a part of common parlance we sometimes forget who invented them…

‘On Quoting Shakespeare’ by Bernard Levin

If you cannot understand my argument, and declare “It’s Greek to me”, you are quoting Shakespeare;

If you claim to be more sinned against than sinning, you are quoting Shakespeare;

If you recall your salad days, you are quoting Shakespeare;

If you act more in sorrow than in anger; if your wish is father to the thought;

If your lost property has vanished into thin air, you are quoting Shakespeare;

If you have ever refused to budge an inch or suffered from green-eyed jealousy,

If you have played fast and loose, if you have been tongue-tied, a tower of strength, hoodwinked or in a pickle, if you have knitted your brows, made a virtue of necessity, insisted on fair play, slept not one wink, stood on ceremony, danced attendance (on your lord and master), laughed yourself into stitches, had short shrift, cold comfort or too much of a good thing, if you have seen better days or lived in a fool’s paradise – why, be that as it may, the more fool you, for it is a foregone conclusion that you are (as good luck would have it) quoting Shakespeare;

If you think it is early days and clear out bag and baggage, if you think it is high time and that that is the long and short of it, if you believe that the game is up and that truth will out even if it involves your own flesh and blood, if you lie low till the crack of doom because you suspect foul play, if you have your teeth set on edge (at one fell swoop) without rhyme or reason, then – to give the devil his dueif the truth were known (for surely you have a tongue in your head) you are quoting Shakespeare;

Even if you bid me good riddance and send me packing, if you wish I was dead as a door-nail, if you think I am an eyesore, a laughing stock, the devil incarnate, a stony-hearted villain, bloody-minded or a blinking idiot, then – by Jove! O Lord! Tut tut! For goodness’ sake! What the dickens! But me no buts! it is all one to me, for you are quoting Shakespeare.

Pretty impressive, huh? And from May to September you can hear more at our all-female production of Romeo and Juliet, (finding out where we’re performing near you won’t be ‘a wild goose chase‘, we promise) and our all-male production of Twelfth Night (at which we’re sure you’ll be ‘in stitches‘).

 

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COMMENTS

  • Aidan

    June 15, 2018

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    The romeo and juliet play was really funny and i enjoyed it alot

  • james

    June 15, 2018

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    your Romeo and Juliet play was great and funny you were amazing using the crowd in the play i was crying of laughter (Robert).lol!!

  • Jamie Macdougall

    June 15, 2018

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    We went to see Romeo and Juliet at the malting’s as a class and it was a fun afternoon out. It was a great play and hilarious to watch thank you for the production.

  • Euan

    June 15, 2018

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    hello, we went to see your Romeo and Juliet play and it was really funny and i really want to see it again.(ROBERT!!!!!)

  • Jerome

    June 15, 2018

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  • Josh(11)

    June 15, 2018

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    Your Romeo and Juliet play was an amazing play and I was laughing for most of the play. I was very refreshed after I got sprayed by the water.


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